Why is Norway the Land of Chlamydia? | 7-eleven


7-eleven claims that Norway is the land of Chlamydia

Is it really so?

What can easily be observed is that Norwegians enjoy having sex

And that it is broadly accepted to have sex with different partners

While in most countries around the world

When you meet a women you like

You say “hi”

And you invite her for a date

If that works well,

You invite her for a second date

 

If that still works well

You invite her for dinner

 

… and if that still works well …

Then maybe something else happens!

 

 

This is the normal timeline

In most countries around the world


In Norway…

It works a little bit differently

It usually starts here

 

Then there is a fast forward process 

If you wake up the next morning and the person is still next to you

You invite her for a date

If that works well

You go back here

 


If that still works well

And only then

Can you say "hei" if you meet in the hallway!

 

Then you invite for a second date
And then for dinner

Could that explain the 7-eleven claim of Chlamydia?

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