7-eleven claims that Norway is the land of Chlamydia

Is it really so?
What can easily be observed is that Norwegians enjoy having sex
And that it is broadly accepted to have sex with different partners
While in most countries around the world
When you meet a women you like
You say “hi”
And you invite her for a date
If that works well,
You invite her for a second date
If that still works well
You invite her for dinner
… and if that still works well …
Then maybe something else happens!
This is the normal timeline
In most countries around the world
In Norway…
It works a little bit differently
It usually starts here
Then there is a fast forward process

If you wake up the next morning and the person is still next to you
You invite her for a date
If that works well
You go back here
If that still works well
And only then
Can you say "hei" if you meet in the hallway!
Then you invite for a second date
And then for dinner













